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Nov 1: Airplane/Airport Musings…

Brevin luck: Best airport food he’s ever had at 1300 on Fillmore… Fried catfish with jambalaya rissoto.

Ilana luck: Immediately sticks half of her sweater sleeve in a bunch of mustard.

Ilana’s immediate reaction to sudden and severe turbulence is to give Brevin a goodbye smooch, also known as the death smooch. 

Brevin luck: Gets through automated customs immediately and with no issue.

Ilana luck: For a reason which is never determined or explained, Ilana is diverted to the ‘Assisted’ in person inspection line at customs. The very poorly signed and minimally staffed Assisted line. She is then required to wait in line for about 25 minutes for passport approval, which was given immediately and without a single question asked. All the while Brevin is bopping his head to his sweet iPhone jams, just looking at her from the other side of customs just CHILLIN’.